50 more things

Choose which 20 of these things is false about me. One entry per person. :)
1. Arrived in Belgium at 1:30am with no local currency and no way of contacting the people I was staying with.
2. Ate an entire package of Ramen Noodles before realizing there were bugs in it.
3. Ate raw onions as a snack when I was a kid.
4. Attempted to kill my brother.
5. Been attacked by ostriches.
6. Been allergic to adhesive tape since I was 27.
7. Been in an earthquake.
8. Been on cable TV.
9. Been sent to my room for not eating shark at dinner.
10. Been threatened at knife point.
11. Been to Madison Square Garden.
12. Broke into a farm with my babysitter and Basset Hound.
13. Caught my friend’s fiancée cheating on him with my hot roommate.
14. Eaten an entire pound of bacon in one sitting.
15. Eaten three plates of veal parmigiana in one sitting.
16. Gave a classmate a bloody nose with my floor hockey stick.
17. Had a chat with Spaulding Gray about life, the universe, and everything.
18. Had a friend from middle school (who was threatened at knife point by her cousin) who later became my cousin-in-law through marriage.
19. Had an anxiety attack at the movie theater while watching the first 10 minutes of War Games and had to leave.
20. Had my brother attempt to kill me.
21. Had sex in all three of my boyfriend’s siblings’ beds (with my boyfriend, not the siblings).
22. Had sex in a cow pasture.
23. Have a brother and a sister.
24. Held a gun.
25. Jumped off the roof of my family home because my brother was annoying me.
26. Jumped out of a moving car when I was mad at my dad.
27. Kissed another guy to make my boyfriend jealous.
28. Learned Spanish in college so that I could learn how to call my roommate a whore without her knowing what I was saying.
29. Lived in the same state as a blogger on my blog obsession list.
30. Made out with a gay guy at a gay bar.
31. Made out with a lesbian at a gay bar.
32. Played on the softball team ‘The Red Hots’ in elementary school and won the state softball championship.
33. Purchased five lobsters from the grocery store for the purposes of setting them free and then realizing I had nowhere to actually set them free. Hmm.
34. Read a very dirty parrot joke in a Playboy at age 6.
35. Ridden a motorcycle.
36. Sat in on Canadian Parliament.
37. Stretched my arms directly after sex and ended up accidentally falling off the left side of the bed onto my right side. (Spinny!)
38. Taught my 5-year-old cousin the Macarena.
39. Threw a lawn dart at my brother’s head which unfortunately connected.
40. Threw water balloons at passing cars and had one of the drivers chase after me.
41. Took a girl I was babysitting to the mall and accidentally lost her for 15 minutes. (I had to ask Customer Service to call her name over the loud speaker. :D )
42. Took gymnastics as a chunky 8-year-old.
43. Tripped in Fenway stadium and almost broke my wrist.
44. Walked into a room before I realized its floor was covered in maggots.
45. Was allergic to strawberries until the age of 28.
46. Was failing the class anyway so didn’t bother showing up to my organic chemistry final.
47. Watched my boyfriend’s father hit his sister.
48. Watched my neighbor slide on her knees across a Slip n’ Slide and cut her knee open on glass.
49. Weighed 133 pounds in 4th grade.
50. Written a poem about a boy I crushed on that my mom found while cleaning my room.
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